Wait, nevermind. I suppose I can manage to churn out a biting sarcastic remarks. I keep meaning to post something every day when I am online, but you know me, I like to put things off for another day. Conveniently, I decide to... *insert long sleepy-trying-to-think-pause here* update this blog on a night where 1. I am already supposed to be in bed to get enough sleep for tomorrow - I get to wake up at five AM. Whoopee. 2. I am exhausted and delirious from a mere few hours of sleep.

My flight last night arrived in Las Vegas almost forty minutes after the original landing time. There was something about a delayed departure that made us wait for the plane, plus it took forever for the passengers on my flight to put their crap away and sit their arses down. What part of "Please take a seat and clear the aisle for other passengers so we prepare for departure" do they not understand? The stupidity of humans - an elusive mystery I will never understand. I swear that the brains of some of my fellow human beings have failed to evolve. Pity.

Anyway, enough of my bitching. I should really stop cursing. The inside of my head sounds like the thousand echoes of a trucker.

Great... it's already 10:12. I really do have to get to sleep. I need it... desperately.